If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals because you will run out.

I'd like to be able to write funny things. Or maybe about funny things that happen to me. I would even be willing to write about funny happenings that occur in other people's lives. I would stoop as low to write about something funny I saw on TV.
That reminds me that I did see something funny on vacation- a dog staggering out of an old-style saloon. He actually staggered out and then peed on two different buildings and then walked back into the bar.
That was funny.