I'd like to be able to write funny things. Or maybe about funny things that happen to me. I would even be willing to write about funny happenings that occur in other people's lives. I would stoop as low to write about something funny I saw on TV.
That reminds me that I did see something funny on vacation- a dog staggering out of an old-style saloon. He actually staggered out and then peed on two different buildings and then walked back into the bar.
That was funny.