I use to be emo... I can't be anymore because I'm married and pregnant. But- when I was I was gloriously emo and I wrote funny things. Like this:
1 Emonissians 4:20
"And on the fifth day you shall rise up and call the show blessed- oh, ye of little bangs. There will be on a mountain side a man, sobbing in all his glory and behind him another man, fine in stature, beating the beats of a heartbeat. They will say to you: "Hands down, this is the best day I can ever remember, always remember..." You shall then send forth your own glorious notes to rise and meet theirs. AMEN."